Here’s to growing older gracefully. By which I mean in complete and utter denial. Obviously. Here’s 10 signs to look out for.
- People you know keep inviting you to their 40ths and you’re like, ‘Who ARE these old gits? I’m still 23…’
- You have all these kids around you and no memory of how they got there.
- You have no memory of most things.
- You drive over a new road surface and not only notice it but actually comment ALOUD how nice and smooth it is.
- You change your hairstyle for the first time in 20 years.
- You NEVER get ID’d anymore and the Tesco cashier hits the ‘Clearly over 25’ box without even looking at you. How rude.
- You wear a dungaree dress and the Tesco cashier STILL hits the ‘Clearly over 25’ box.
- Your dentist asks you if you want a shot of Botox, ‘Whilst he’s there.’
- Your junk emails suddenly go from ‘Wanna hot sex with me?‘ to ‘10 reasons why you need life insurance RIGHT THIS MINUTE.’
- It takes you between 3 and 15 days to get over a hangover. Which is just rubbish because numbers 1-9 mean that, these days, you need to drink more than ever.
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